Monumental Socks Prophets and Monsters
Prophets of doom, prophets of gloom, and prophets of the occasional sock puppet.
We are the chosen ones, the mighty prophets of the sock world. Our words are laced with truth and our toes are laced with holes.
But beware, for we are not just prophets, we are also monsters. Our prophecies come with a warning: "Beware the sock monsters!"
So if you're looking for a sign, a message, or just a good laugh, look no further than the Monumental Socks Prophets and Monsters.
Or don't. We're probably just going to make fun of your socks.
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